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The Watchmen

This was a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE movie! It is really really NOT appropriate for people of any ages in my opinion. The violence was over the top gratuitous, including violence involving a child, a rape attempt and shooting of a pregnant woman and a ...

Animal Death: Don't think so.
Divorce: No
Human Death: All over the place.
Making Out or Fondling: Yes
Meanness or Bullying: Big time
Nudity: Yes
Rating: R
Recommend?: No
Sad: Yes
Scary: Yes
Sex: Yes
Substance Abuse: No
Violence: Over the top gratuitous, violence involving children, rape attempt, execution of a pregnant woman and a very graphic depiction of President Kennedy's assasination.
Weapons Drawn: All of the above
Weapons Seen: Guns, bombs, knives, chains, etc.
Weapons Used: All of the above.

Review Type: Live Action, Movies, Posted by: KellyJo

This was a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE movie! It is really really NOT appropriate for people of any ages in my opinion. The violence was over the top gratuitous, including violence involving a child, a rape attempt and shooting of a pregnant woman and a pretty graphic depiction of President Kennedy’s assasination. There may have been more but I walked out 45 minutes before the end of the movie and seriously wanted to throw up. None of the characters were sympathetic so that the hour and a half I did see, I didn’t much care about anyone. The plot was all over the place but I’ve been told it comes together in the end. I wanted to scrub my brain afterwards and ask for that hour and a half of my life back. Very disturbing.

Please don’t be fooled by the “superhero” comic book thing and make the mistake of taking your children really of any age. I personally don’t think it’s appropiate for humans. I don’t know when I have ever seen a movie that actually made me angry all the way into the next day.

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